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Mother's Day
May 5th, 2005 at 7:32pm
I know that a lot of us on this site, do not have the best of Mom's or even have wicked, bad Mom's that do not deserve to be Mom's or have a happy Mother's day. This is not for them. This is for those Mom's that do care for us, or for those that have "adoptive" Mom's or this could be for an Aunt or Grandma or friend that was like a Mom to us. And this is for those of us on this site that are Mother's and are trying our best to be everything our Mother's were not. I am so lucky to have one of those great Mom's, so this is for her too, even tho at times she chose to ignore our abuse...she realized later what she had done, and asked for our forgiveness, and changed by leaving the man that hurt us. This is for those that are still not Mom's yet but plan to be in the future.

I found this and thought it was cute and funny. Perfect for the good Mom's out there! Wink

Why did God make Mothers?
Enjoy the answers given by elementary school age children to the following questions:)

Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of them when we were getting born.

What kind of little girl was your Mom?
1. My Mom has always been my Mom and none of that other stuff.
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.

How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.

What ingredients are mothers made of?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel-hair and everything nice in the world, and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string. I think.

What did Mom need to know about Dad before she married him?
1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?

Why did your Mom marry your Dad?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.

Who's the boss at your house?
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because Dad's such a goofball.
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than Dad.

What's the difference between moms and dads?
1. Moms work at work and work at home, and dads just got to work at work.
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3. Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have all the real power cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.

What does your Mom do in her spare time?
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.

What would it take to make your Mom perfect?
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
2. Diet. You know, her hair.

If you could change one thing about your Mom, what would it be?
1 She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
2. I'd make my Mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.

Why did God give you your Mother and not some other Mom?
1. We're related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.

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Re: Mother's Day
Reply #1 - May 5th, 2005 at 10:07pm
Thanks Chantell, this made me laugh.
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